I have to say I didn't enjoy the Today programme this morning.

There was the inevitable intrusive musical piece.

Then an over-pretentious piece about children's fiction.

Then a complete non-story about how we are to have the way we measure time "taken from us" - except that it isn't, and the change they were talking about actually happened back in 1972, and the piece was so garbled and incomprehensible that I began to feel annoyed.