Red Labour facing down the Blairites: https://twitter.com/red_labour
"We know what you're up to. First it's Andrew. Then it's Seumas. Then it's John. Then it's Jeremy."
Who are these bullying Blairites? Is it Chuka who is putting the boot in? Or Tristram?
Or, dare I say it, Deputy Leader Tom Watson?
"I know what's going on..." said Harold Wilson responding to the plotters of the 1960s "...I'M going on".